i had a brain that felt like pancake batter

....so I look like Jade Puget; read: not. Ah well, one day I will prove how scarily obsessive I am by getting it professionally done, for the meantime I think this works out ok, right? I mean even with the dyed jadehawk my dad let the words "I like it" slip from his lips, which boils down to I did a-okay...sort of. Still deciding whether to put one of the pictures as my default, what the fuck, might as well.

I'm moving tomorrow. How many times have I moved now? Counting...counting...oh yeah this is 7! How exciting. Half of me is slightly excited that I'm moving back to the land of familiarity, the other half? Find me a car with a nice stereo, a deserted meadow, over-active tear glands, and something by Morrissey and I'll be set. OH! and vegan cookies...yes cookies. But in the end with a few exceptions, Missouri is, in the words of Jade Puget and too many people to mention, the land of misery. But I will miss Ashley. Ah I might cry, no crying...yet...I still need the cookies and the deserted meadow and the Morrissey CD.

IN OTHER NEWS: I ate some grass...on a dare...now my mouth has so many cuts, my mouth burns with a rage to parallel an emo kid's anger after being called emo. Especially after drinking orange juice. Especially.

IN OTHER OTHER NEWS: I got a free glowstick from borders! Comes as a necklace and everything. Jealous? Yeah you bet you are.

I'm so excited to read the Harry Potter book tomorrow. Yes I still read them, and yes I love them with allllll my heart and fucking soul. <3 Ashley has decided that both Harry and Voldemort die, which actually seems pretty likely in my opinion. I think Harry is going to die. I will laugh if he does. I have no idea why that seems so funny but it could have something to do with the strange image of Daniel Radcliffe being stalked in the streets of London by a figure who has obviously gotten more than one surgery done to look like a fucked up snake.

A cashier at Border's had a Death Eater tattoo, I would have said something like "that's a cool tattoo" but I wasnt sure if it was temporary or permanent, like he had to get it for the Harry Potter party that night or something and would have brought up unwanted anger if I mentioned it.

I'm also reading a book called "The House of Sand and Fog" by Andre Dubus III, it's actually pretty good, though the author (I think it's a he but you never know these days) has a fetish for explaining every sex scene that comes up. Ok if you want to go into detail in a couple, fine, it is pretty irrelevant but when you have like 3 sex scenes a chapter sometimes less is more and honestly saying "they went and made love" or "they went and had sex" with a few more descriptive words thrown is, is perfectly fine. I dont need a few pages for every one. In all honesty, I am trying to read a book, I do not need to know your sexual fantasties MR/MRS(?) Andre Dubus III. Right now, the book is holding a lot of promise because Kathy Nicolo ,who lost her house, is starting to go crazy. I heart crazy people.

Oh, go and listen to the song on my profile, I posted the lyrics on my last post, so go and listen and get your mind blown out your butt.