would you save my life if you knew...

So, I'm moving today. Far, far away, to the land of Far, Far Away actually. Prince Charming and I have a thing you know? But let's keep it on the DL. I'm actually moving back to Colorado and even though I lived there the year before last so it is more of a moving back it still feels weird. We are going to take a merry little trip down the lane of past memories. Sound fun? I was born in NY, moved to West Virginia, moved to Texas, moved to Indiana, moved to Colorado, moved to Springfield, MO (where I am currently residing until 5 pm today, and now we are moving back exactly to where we lived in Colorado. I was thinking of including everything we almost moved to but I shall spare you.

Anyway, I got to page 500 of Harry Potter last night. Rowling gets maximum kudos for how depressing and dark it is. I for one am impressed. Personally, I think/wish that Harry is going to meet a bitter and tragic end, whilst taking out Voldemort in the process so it's all good in the hood. Actually, that was all Ashley's idea but I still think Harry is going to die. My mother got me Blood Meridian and The Road by Cormac McCarthy and I'm about to bust a seam in just thinking about reading them, because they look amazing and also I have no access to a computer for the next 2 weeks so I suppose it's au revoir, simone! At least I have my iPod, losing a computer is like losing a child true but losing my iPod? That's like losing sextuplets....easily. Wait, what am I talking about?

My mouth still hurts, horribly, I think that grass actually might have been poisoned. Definitely wouldnt surprise me. Ha, I guess it is my new life lesson. Other mothers will be teaching their children "Don't touch things that are hot," and "It's rude to point, dear." Mine will go along the lines of "Don't eat grass." (This is assuming I have children, which is looking pretty unlikely) Honestly, it is an important lesson to learn. I was unfortunate to learn it at such a late time in my life, but I have to look on the bright side, better late then never huh?

You should go and listen to this song, everytime I listen to it, it makes exactly one tear fall out of my right eye, every time!

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