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Gypsy baby left in an abandoned coal mine shaft after said gypsy parents were killed in a swashbuckling pirate fight upon the seven seas. Filled with tales of hope, horror, damsels in distress, and Nazis. Will the abandoned baby be discovered? Will Adolf Hitler lose that ridiculous mustache? All will be revealed....

Saturday, August 18, 2007

School is for Fuckers

Wow so its a been a while, mostly because I just got the internet last night, honestly being without the internet for the time span of a month was not as easy I thought it was going to be, though I did manage to finish 37 books in that time frame...literally. It isnt like I had anything else to do.

Anywho this my yearly examination of my schedule, teachers and school in general. Warning: many an expletive will be thrown in...sorry.

So our schedule goes Purple Days and White Days, on Purple Days we have 4 classes and then the next day is a White Day and we have our other 4 classes. I've been to a lot of schools and this one definitely has the best schedule structure. So score 1 for my school. So my Purple Days go French II, Journalism, Intro Tech, and then Geometry. Not liking French II at all, I forget her name its like Maechler or something like that but anyway she is this kindly old woman who I almost 99% sure teaches French as a 3rd language with Spanish being her first and English second, so she has the most bizarre accent ever. Anyway apparently she had breast cancer last year which is awfully depressing but unfortunately I'll probably forget that once she sends me back to French I for failing that stupid pre-exam thing. I can't help it that my previous French II teacher in 9th grade was totally inept at French and only taught us how to conjugate irregular verbs to the tune of the Mexican Hat Dance...yes the Mexican Hat Dance. So all I can remember are random phrases such as Je mappele? and Je joue au tennis? and Allez Viens! which means Let's go or hurry up or something and i like to scream it at my family in a french accent. Anyway yeah so that class sucks so -1 for my school and aww look they are back at 0.

Next I have Journalism, and I love my Journalism teacher. She is hilarious, unfortunately I'm not as crazy about Journalism and I'm just taking it to keep up my writing skills until I can get into Creative Writing but whatever, its still a pretty awesome class and we get to drink coffee which is just plain brilliant. So look my school has another point

And then we have lunch...everyone loves lunchtime.

And THEN we have Intro Tech Theater. It's shaping up to be a pretty sucky class, the only good part is the connections to join Crew for the plays. I'll probably be doing it for The Odd Couple, but I loathe Grease so I wont be doing that I dont think haha. The teacher is kinda a prick though and we had to like measure the freaking stage and if we were like an inch off we had to go and do it again and then THAT was bad enough but then we were done with that we had to draw the freaking stage to scale on a piece of paper with like every 1/8 of an inch equaling a foot. So thats just fan-fucking-tastic. And then Jordan and Kim were like arguing over it the whole time and I was like The stage is tearing our friendship apart! in this way overly dramatic voice which was funny. Yeah I laugh at my own jokes, thats how I roll. My school gets no points or loses any for this. Sucky teacher, fun class. It's a tie.

And then its Geometry. Hooray for math! Yeah if you were actually thinking that...I dunno I dont know what to say to you. In all honesty my teacher is really nice and she's kinda perky and its sort of amusing, because she is kind of endearing...like a little child....Ok that was really condescending but I didnt mean it that way. Anyway everyone in that class I absolutely dislike. There are no strangers or people I like just a bunch of people I know and hate, and they hate me too so its all good in the hood. Plus they are a little stupid, they were asking questions we learned in pre-alg in 8th grade. I was like Ok I really suck at math...so if I really suck at math and I can do all this stupid stuff in my sleep...That's bad. So anyway we got like 12 problems of simple simple equations the ones where its like 5y-2=10...12 of those...in freaking geometry...its really depressing. I'm so depressed right now I'll have to do my white day classes later.

1 Comments:

Blogger J-dawg said...

AHHHH ok so that was pretty funny. i find it rather amusing. i like your descriptions they make my life. anyway i hope u have a better attitude soon ms. grumpy gills or life is going to suck. just thought i would enlighten you on that. I am glad you got internet back though... i can't wait to see your analysis of your white day classes lol

love ya lots!
~i hate sundays~

August 19, 2007 at 12:10 PM  

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